He’ll get that back in expenses

The jewellery tycoon – dubbed the King of Bling – was elevated to the House of Lords by David Cameron last week after giving the Conservatives £310,000. Time to put this antiquated and tainted tradition to rest?

The Mail keeps us in suspense again

Police were seen taking a number of from the property in the Sunningdale area for further investigation. No arrests have been made.

Could have been embarrassing if one had been a woman

Drug addict who was supposed to be under arrest escaped from hospital after police accidentally guarded an elderly patient instead of him. The patient who was mistaken for their prisoner was an elderly man who tried to offer the police guarding him his Werther’s Originals but they told him they could not accept gifts.

Unsafe sex

Ibiza police catch six Swiss tourists having group sex in van and fine them £168 each… for not wearing SEATBELTS