It’s the new Muppet Show

‘I got Nando’s logo tattooed on my bum and they won’t even give me a discount on my chicken’: Piri Piri-mad teenager dismayed as fast food chain spurn his request for a discount

Subtle hint?

“Never in my life have I received a cash-filled envelope” — deputy PM

Such a sad indictment…

…when electioneering politicians feel the need to hire expensive PR ‘gurus’ to make them look and sound as if they care, or even give a damn, about anyone but themselves and ‘the Party’.

What a strange thing to say

Former Madrid premier Esperanza Aguirre, now president of the Madrid branch of the Popular Party, on Sunday attacked the critics, claiming that bullfighting haters were essentially “anti-Spanish.”

Surely no-one is questioning FIFA ethics

Daughter, 10, of Brazilian Fifa chief responsible for choosing host nation for the World Cup had £2million deposited into her bank account It’s up to her where she saves her pocket money

Chocolate Jedi

Passenger wielded a Toblerone ‘like a sword’ and demanded to be flown to Sochi so he could watch Winter Olympics