Teacher pulled over and accused of stealing a minibus full of children because of police database blunder
Did he discover the secret of eternal youth?
Great-grandfather, 92, is asked for ID by Tesco checkout staff to prove he’s OLD enough to buy booze
Well knock me down with a juggernaut, who would have expected that?
Sherlock’s alive! Season three trailer reveals detective LIVES after terrifying roof fall
Most don’t bother to turn up anyway
MPs vote for an extra week off: Commons authorities say House will sit for just 145 days during 2014
In your dreams
The White House acknowledges the need for additional “constraints” on intelligence gathering, amid reports the nation eavesdropped on its allies.
Did they really?
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star began dating Victoria’s Secret beauty Miranda in 2007 and the couple tied the knot three years later in July 2011, before welcoming their son in January 2011.
What next, underwater darts?
Fifty Shades of Grey publishers snap up Salford mother’s erotic tale set in world of underground boxing
Fake Surprise Take 47: ‘OMG’
Revealed: How Pentagon FAKED repatriation of fallen soldiers for years with phony ceremonies, planes that couldn’t even fly and bodies that had spent months in labs
The blame game
Environment Secretary Owen Paterson was asked if he had “moved the goalposts” by claiming the (badger) cull was a success. The Minister responded: The badgers moved the goalposts.
Long run-up
One could be forgiven for thinking the general election in the UK was next week, not 2015!!