Reckon there would be a huge spike in cardiac arrests if Cuatro TV programmes ever started on time.
Moving down the career ladder
Playboy cover star Maria Kozhevnikova wins Russian parliament seat Why should she be any worse than any other politician?
Good idea, send it to someone else
German steelmaker posts huge loss
Accidents will happen
Investigators have found that in 2007 the German Intelligence Service (BND) destroyed files of 250 BND employees who had been in the Nazi SS or Gestapo. The BND confirmed the loss, calling it regrettable and annoying.
Talk about pots and kettles!
Alastair Campbell: parts of British press are ‘putrid’
Morgue Raider
Red Mist by Patricia Cornwell is set to become a film with Angelina Jolie signed up to play Dr Kay Scarpetta. Couldn’t they have found an actress to play the part?
Now this IS news
Paris Hilton takes her new $280k Ferrari for a spin. Bought Lady Gaga’s book on trip out Didn’t know she could read.
Another helping hand from Moody’s
Moody’s has cut its rating of Hungarian government debt to junk status.
Why would anyone want to be fifth rate?
X Factor star is accused of trying to steal the life of Britain’s Got Talent Britney impersonator
Be better if they meant it
Egypt: military rulers apologise for deaths in bid to stem protests