All pull together

A general strike in Portugal – that should really help the economy

Unhappy bunny

Tony Bliar can’t be a happy bunny with Saif Al Islam Gaddafi being captured alive.

Hardly likely to be before!

Various on-screen relatives gather in these photos taken from the set of the funeral, which presumably takes place a few days after Pat’s death…DM

Relevance? A monogamous man wouldn’t have been critical?

Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson cleared of damaging the reputation of a sports car after savaging its performance. The married presenter, accused of having affairs, had slammed the performance of the £87,000 electric Tesla Roadster on his BBC show.

Whatever happened to dignity?

Reverse gear! Jeremy Clarkson’s first wife to write tell-all book about their eight-year affair – and she’s hired Max Clifford to help publish it

That didn’t take long

Knox has kept a low profile since she was freed and is said to be negotiating a money-spinning TV interview deal with an American TV network which could make her $1 million – with the potential of earning up to ten times that amount as well.