Real Admiral Anders Grenstad said if a submarine were discovered, weapons could be used to make it surface…BBC
Anyone the slightest bit surprised?
The US Pentagon says it is examining an Islamic State video appearing to show militants with a weapons bundle intended for Kurdish fighters.
Why don’t they all just have swivel chairs?
Spain beats Turkey for a rotating seat on UN Security Council
Might explain why he always described his girlfriend as ‘a bit of a doll’
Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in – leaving his DNA behind for police to check
Short story
A bride-to-be became pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night. The woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with the adult entertainer after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia.
On this day, long ago
Today is the 175th anniversary of the birth of Francisco Giner de los Rios.
You can always rely on the Mail for a morning giggle
Tory defect Douglas Carswell (left in main image) has made political history by becoming UKIP’s first elected MP in the House of Commons after comfortably winning the Clacton, Essex, by-election….MailOnline
Hyenas get the last laugh
Zoo abandons hyena breeding programme after realising they have spent four years trying to get two MALES to mate
The stench of elections fills the air
Despite growth at a standstill in the Eurozone and a warning from the Bank of Spain: Government revises 2015 growth figures for Spanish economy upward
Duh, the same day last year was not ‘online only’
Some motorists have spent up to 13 hours online trying to get their car tax renewed after the new system came into effect and the system was swamped. The DVLA said that an extra 30,000 people had visited the site, compared to the same day last year. Something about breweries, drinking sessions and organisation, isn’t it?