Grateful Kate and the handwritten Wimbledon thank you letter… with a spelling mistake If we pointed out DM spelling mistakes we’d have to start a new daily paper. Or just reprint the Mail!
Yaaaaawn
‘I’ve been gutless and I feel guilty’: Natasha Giggs breaks silence over affair with Ryan Giggs In which case why doesn’t she just do the honourable thing and get rid of the publicist, stop posing at every opportunity and quit touting her story to all and sundry.
Hope not. Wouldn’t quite be the same without them
Belize face World Cup expulsion
Eyesight improves in Germany
Germany recognises Libyan rebels Excellent news when you think they couldn’t tell a Spanish cucumber from a German beansprout seed just a few weeks ago.
And to Finnish
The Finnish word ‘Saippuakuppinippukauppias’ is the world’s longest palindrome. It means ‘soap cup dealer’ apparently.
Underwhelming numbers
BBC F1 pit-lane reporter Jennie Gow said: “I can’t count the number of pieces Mark Webber’s car is in – there are bits everywhere, it’s probably four pieces.
Is the street usually full of naked men?
A man in clothes drags Shah along the street in Karachi by his hair
How could they let it happen? Disgraceful
Glowing Pippa Middleton gets caught in the rain at tennis match
Are we supposed to be surprised?
Figures released by Parliament show that the expenses system introduced following a series of scandals is substantially more of a burden on the taxpayer than the one it replaced.
No human involvement?
Watched by hundreds of onlookers, one of the elephants that went on the three-hour rampage is led away by a heavy rope.