Natasha’s publicist Max Clifford told ITV’s This Morning that ‘a lot more’ revelations were to come, and she is understood to have signed a six-figure tabloid deal. Imogen Thomas – also represented by Clifford – told Heat magazine she regretted getting involved with a married man and explained why she believed footballers’ errant wives rarely dumped them.

Lawyer: “I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.” Witness: “That’s me.” Lawyer: “Were you present when that picture was taken?”

Police guarding the Olympic torch to be offered counselling ‘to help them cope with being in media spotlight’

Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?” Witness: “I only have one, you know.”

What’s the betting the Nerja Museum will open fairly quickly now?

Blatter re-elected Fifa president

Vettel is staying out. If you want to win the race it looks like you’ll have to overtake him on the track

Government department in charge of pest control is closed after insect infestation

A young woman from Bristol told yesterday how she risked her life to stop a street robbery – while two police officers sat in their patrol car a few yards away. Fair’s fair, they were probably filling out the Risk Assessment Form.

Alonso sets a 1:18.681. Don’t know what happened to the Spaniard there. “You need a calendar to time that lap,” says Brundle.