Doctor had seven-year affair with alcoholic surgery boss who drowned in the bath
Tee time
Only four Americans in the latest list of top ten golfers
Bet it has. Whatever it is.
It’s taken decades, but Labour has seen the light on Europe…Daily Telegraph
Yawwwwn, not another one
‘Wayne Rooney’s vice girl’ to name and shame clients in explosive tell-all book
Might have to wait till we’ve sorted Libya out
Free Les Petits Plats recipe books Just tell us where they’re being held and we’ll give it a go.
Soon to go viral on EweTube
Lambs found in cars on motorway Such behaviour should be baaaarred.
Ensuring a peaceful holiday
Nicolas Sarkozy imposes no-fly zone over Riviera retreat Will that include flattening the rest of the country, or is that only a part of ‘foreign policy’?
The legal system can be strange
Antonio Troitiño, sentenced in 1989 to 2,232 years in prison for committing more than 20 murders in the 1980’s, has been released from prison today. Works out at around one year per life taken.
Strange headline
Europe’s future lies under Africa Good a place as any to bury the Euro I suppose
Presidential race
Can Peru left-winger win the presidency this time round? Nah, think the goalie will get it.