Tee time

Only four Americans in the latest list of top ten golfers

Bet it has. Whatever it is.

It’s taken decades, but Labour has seen the light on Europe…Daily Telegraph

Yawwwwn, not another one

‘Wayne Rooney’s vice girl’ to name and shame clients in explosive tell-all book

Ensuring a peaceful holiday

Nicolas Sarkozy imposes no-fly zone over Riviera retreat Will that include flattening the rest of the country, or is that only a part of ‘foreign policy’?

The legal system can be strange

Antonio Troitiño, sentenced in 1989 to 2,232 years in prison for committing more than 20 murders in the 1980’s, has been released from prison today. Works out at around one year per life taken.

Strange headline

Europe’s future lies under Africa Good a place as any to bury the Euro I suppose

Presidential race

Can Peru left-winger win the presidency this time round? Nah, think the goalie will get it.