I think the experts need refreshing

The no-fly zone would probably have no impact on helicopters, tanks, and infantry units That would be the 101st Flying Tank Corps and the 1st Superman Division I presume.

I suppose the truth isn’t so attention grabbing

Headline: Racing car boss banned from driving for failing to stop at a red light Truth: Ron Dennis was actually banned because it was his fourth motoring offence and he had therefore managed to reach 12 penalty points.

Someone’s got a sense of humour

Cherie Blair has been invited to chair a review of Labour policy – raising the prospect that she could go on to take a seat in the House of Lords.

The guy is doooooomed

Martin Sheen has revealed that Russell Brand has now joined celebrities Mel Gibson and Sean Penn in supporting him in his custody battle

The pot calls the kettle non-white

Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee talking about Barack Obama: he probably grew up hearing that the British were a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather Presumably as opposed to the more even-handed Americans who are a bunch of imperialists who persecute everyone