Afghan campaign not working – MPs

As Western leaders appear to be on the brink of ordering military action against Col Muammar Gaddafi, British sources have disclosed that Libya still has stocks of mustard gas chemicals Hopefully not the same sources who reported Saddam had WMD’s.

Cheryl Cole’s ex Ashley accidentally shoots student after ‘larking about’ with air rifle at Chelsea’s training ground…DM What next? Gaddafi faces overthrow as rebels seize town 30km from Tripoli, a city Cheryl Cole once saw on a map…amended DT

After squatters moved into John Hamilton-Brown’s new £1million five bedroom home he has been forced to beg them to get out through his letterbox.

How strange to note that the four teams currently occupying the bottom four  places in the English Premier League all start with ‘W’, which is also the lowest letter of the alphabet found in team names in the division and of which there are only four.

Manchester handed taekwondo Euros Didn’t even know they’d been admitted to the EU, must be counterfeit

Jamie’s Dream School is a Channel 4 series whereby an attempt is being made to turn around a group of troubled teenagers by sending them to a school run by celebrities, the celebrities being asked to devise classes based upon their respective specialist fields. So far, so good. Celebrity teachers include Cherie Blair and Alistair Campbell….OMG.

Couples who marry young are the most likely to divorce

Motorists warned of rising pothole menace Bad enough when they don’t move!

Huge fine in Amazon pollution case