No wonder its nose looks scrunched

China’s stealth fighter ‘based on crashed US plane’ Personally, I would have based any design on one that stayed in the air, but each to their own.

Sport can be violent

Sharapova knocked out by Petkovic although some seem to enjoy it: Houllier delighted by Bent impact

No jokes please, we’re PC now

Caroline Wozniacki apologises for saying she was scratched by a kangaroo, when in fact she hurt her shin “walking into the treadmill”. Seems you can’t joke about anything these days without upsetting someone, or even a kangaroo.

OMG, how dare anyone express a personal opinion

Sky Sports presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys were at the centre of a sexism row last night after they questioned whether a female linesman knew the offside rule during a Premier League football match. If they had questioned whether a male linesman knew the offside rule, that would have been OK.

Maybe he took the scenic route

Lord Taylor of Warwick is accused of claiming for travel costs between a home in Oxford and the House of Lords, when he actually lived in the capital.

How strange

‘I have never known pain like it’: Fox came in through my cat flap and bit the top of my finger off, says ambulance driver Why did he have a cat flap in an ambulance?

Get the barbie going

Council to Grill Mayor’s Team Over Response to the Blizzard