Duma condemns Stalin over Katyn

During the period 1960 to 2008, turkeys have bulked up by around 11lb to 29lb, according to the United States Department of Agriculture. In the same period, the average American male has gained 28lb, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Ajax captain Luis Suarez gets seven-game ban for biting Or maybe he was told to nibble away at the defence.

Real Madrid coach denies instructing Sergio Ramos and Xabi Alonso to get sent off to clear suspensions before knockout stages

Katie Price set to guest edit Radio 4’s Today show

Nigel Havers lets rip at fellow I’m A Celebrity contestants just hours after dramatically quitting show He’s probably now getting as much publicity as those who remain, maybe more. Objective achieved?

Kate Middleton to be given counselling to avoid depression that may be caused by being the future King’s wife £56m lottery winner ordered to pay £2m windfall to the ex-wife who dumped him for another man ten years ago Overtime pay at Christmas axed: It discriminates against the other religions, say care home bosses

Brown earns £60K for 50-minute speech… about the economic crisis

They say that if you play a microsoft disc backwards you hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forwards it installs Windows!

Pastor who banned ‘infidelity portal’ Facebook admits: I had threesome with wife and church assistant