I think it is about issues with his (Rooney’s) personal life. I think he’s fed up with it in England and feels he has got a bit of a raw deal and maybe wants to go abroad and forget about it. Real raw deal, poor guy. All he did was cheat on his wife with a gaggle of prostitutes. And …

They do not rise to the top by merit but rather by lacking in any of the abilities that would have detained them at a useful lower level.

School meetings in evening ‘ are sexist’, says equalities quango

Chelsea lose Alex for three weeks

I suppose someone must find Russell Brand funny.

Manchester City reveal record losses of £121.3 million Surely not. Their annual wage bill is only £133.3 million. Not sure if that’s per player or for the team, though.

Montgomerie writes losing speech

Confusion over Charles Games role…BBC Confusion over who he is. Would the real Charles Games please stand up.

The village had previously been described as “filthy”….considerable improvements have been made within the village, with further significant resources deployed by Delhi Chief Minister, Mrs Dikshit

and 192 countries come out of recession as 500 million people have to find something else to do, like work.