Michael Schumacher has personally apologised to Rubens Barrichello for nearly running his ex-team-mate into a pit wall at the Hungarian Grand Prix…..via an SMS text message.

Obviously exhausted from the stresses and strains of running up debts of £5 million, the Duchess of York is currently taking a well-earned Mediterranean break. One can only feel sorry for the poor lass, after all it’s only her eighth foreign jaunt of the year so far.

Twice as many Tescos open 24/7 as police stations

Intrusive shots from the DM Hips Police tell us: Singer Shakira unwittingly reveals stretch marks on her snake-hips

The first headline was: Iran test fires missile Second headline was: Iran prepares to launch nuclear plant Most are content to just launch a missile, not the whole kit and kaboodle.

The council had asked residents in the street to move their cars in preparation for the work but made no mention of Hedgehogs Doubt they mentioned squirrels, gerbils, stick insects or any other form of animal life either.

Charlotte Church gets soaked in downpour No-one else picked up the story…Too busy concentrating on minor stories such as floods, landslides etc?

The two-floor penthouse flat at the One Hyde Park development in Knightsbridge, also features an underground passage leading to the nearby Mandarin Oriental hotel. Wonder what the people below the penthouse think of this passage through their home!

Michelle Obama continues her low-key holiday… with lunch with Spain’s royal family

They won the league and FA Cup last year and I do think you have to see the team that won the league as the ones you look at