Repair success eludes astronauts
Ideal beach buggy
Sewage powered VW Beetle hits the road
Ferry Cross the Yangtze
Chinese government backs bid to take over Liverpool FC New strip to include flashing lights, 300 pockets, a spinning logo and LIVERPOL EC in big, fluorescent letters?
Rather careless
Chris Evans loses 1m Radio 2 listeners in just three months
Cunning plan
We need to invite the Obamas to Nerja, we’d probably get a sewage plant built overnight.
You can always count on the DM for a good laugh
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck cheer daughter Violet on in football match Which parents would ever boo their own kids? ‘Awesome’ Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough go to the cinema in LA as she credits the dancer for saving her life
And I thought we might get something new
Bombshell that could blow Brangelina apart Book by Diana author Andrew Morton portrays Angelina as a wildly dissolute man-eater with a taste for married men And this from the DM which has been portraying her as exactly this for years.
Fatuous headline of the day
The Saturdays become the Thursdays as the girl group hits Mahiki
A gnashernal treasure
Churchill’s dentures up for sale Gross.
Now there’s a shock
An audit has discovered the U.S. Defense Department can’t properly account for how it spent about 95 per cent of $9.1billion in Iraqi oil money earmarked for rebuilding the war-ravaged country.