Meena the parakeet backs Paul the psychic octopus for Spain win I shall now consult my stick insect to make absolutely certain.

The sign on the restaurant board says: ‘All the way from China Town, London…’ No wonder it’s never fresh!

Might as well start celebrating now, the psychic octopus has spoken.

Sandra Bullock takes great care as she carries sleeping baby son Louis round the store Wonder when the book comes out…

Toyota say the latest warning relates to the engine stalling. That’s good news, isn’t it? Stops the thing suddenly accelerating away out of control, especially as the brakes don’t always work.

Toyota warning on engine faults Is there anything that does actually work properly on a Toyota?

Met officers failed to prioritise sex attacks Surely they shouldn’t have been carrying out attacks in the first place.

Fair enough, the amazing psychic octopus got it right, again. Should never have doubted.

WAGs’ horror as they watch England crash to humiliating defeat. Christine Bleakley sees Lampard’s disallowed goal They must have taken their eyes off the photographers for a split second.

Glad to see the Beeb is not afraid to cut costs, this year only apparently sending 400 staff to cover the Glastonbury festival.