Is it compulsory then?

The final barrier to allowing females aboard Britain’s 11 nuclear submarines has been broken down after a report found that life aboard a submarine would not adversely affect pregnant women.

Off to Africa

Derek Hough is said to have surprised Cheryl Cole by whisking her off to Tanzania for a dream romantic holiday. Suppose it’s too much to hope for that it is a one-way ticket.

World Cup

I suppose we should be grateful the World Cup is not in Switzerland, imagine Alpenhorns instead of vuvuzelas!

Sshh, or everyone will want one

Customer discovers a dead MOTH stuck in her chocolate bar Q: What is this dead moth doing in my chocolate bar? A: Not a lot.

Bet he didn’t

Ronnie Wood divorced ex-wife Jo after 24 years of marriage More likely he divorced his wife, rather than his ex-wife…