The final barrier to allowing females aboard Britain’s 11 nuclear submarines has been broken down after a report found that life aboard a submarine would not adversely affect pregnant women.
You’ve got to be kidding
Burglar escapes police search by hiding under bed
Underwhelming performance
Has Capello lost the plot? Or didn’t he have one to start with?
Off to Africa
Derek Hough is said to have surprised Cheryl Cole by whisking her off to Tanzania for a dream romantic holiday. Suppose it’s too much to hope for that it is a one-way ticket.
World Cup
I suppose we should be grateful the World Cup is not in Switzerland, imagine Alpenhorns instead of vuvuzelas!
Sshh, or everyone will want one
Customer discovers a dead MOTH stuck in her chocolate bar Q: What is this dead moth doing in my chocolate bar? A: Not a lot.
There is no hope for the world
Oh dear! Natalie Imbruglia wears same dress for second day running
Bet he didn’t
Ronnie Wood divorced ex-wife Jo after 24 years of marriage More likely he divorced his wife, rather than his ex-wife…
Ah, now we know why we’re fighting over there
U.S. Identifies Vast Riches of Minerals in Afghanistan
The loan of a couple of vowels wouldn’t go amiss
Kyrgyz plea for Russian help