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Family flee burning house after rescuing pet dogs… but forget their sleeping GRANDSON

Unfriendly fire

Hillary Clinton, the US Secretary of State, has been left red faced after mistakenly sending a birthday message to the Queen a week early And she could have been President!!

Hot on the heels

Mr Alexander, who was appointed on Saturday after the resignation of fellow Liberal Democrat David Laws, designated his property as his second home for the purpose of claiming parliamentary expenses but described it to HM Revenue and Customs as his main home. Last night Mr Alexander admitted that he took advantage of a loophole to legally avoid paying CGT on …

Nothing seems to have changed

David Laws, who was in charge of slashing public spending, stood down after he claimed up to £950 a month in expenses for five years which was paid in rent to his partner.

And from Posh

I’d love to go to the gym but I just can’t get my head around the footwear. Just a wild idea, my dear, but why not try them on your feet then.

Lost finale

At least it wasn’t a dream!