Duchess of York ‘devastated’ over tabloid sting claims Simple, if you don’t want to be ‘devastated’, don’t get filmed taking money.

Alastair Campbell promises to reveal ‘intimate details’ of Labour’s reign by publishing diaries in full Not that one would be able to believe a word in them, anyway.

Obama backs Afghan Taliban effort

If Alistair Campbell is given a peerage then the time has definitely come to abolish the House of Lords.

David Hockney ‘paints’ on iPad Makes it a bit hard to read the screen, but a good clean should do the trick.

Tory MPs expressed a desire to see Mr Hughes – whose awkwardness does not even endear him to his Lib Dem colleagues – take a job with international travel. ‘He should be sent off to climate change conferences so we don’t have to listen to him back here,’ one Tory frontbencher said. ‘Failing that, we should make him ambassador to …

Dalai Lama ‘fakes love for cricket’

Women blame BlackBerrys and iPhones for poor sex life

Is Arctic char the new British salmon? Err, no, it’s still an Arctic char.

Why on earth should Mr Bean stand down? After all, only 71% of the voting population voted against him.