So much for science

A leading Iranian Islamic cleric has said women who wear revealing clothes are responsible for earthquakes.

Sorry sir, afraid I won’t be available for the battle tomorrow

Single mother Tilern DeBique won her landmark employment tribunal case after arguing that she was forced to choose between a military career and caring for her daughter Tahlia, now four The military has never, as far as I know, been a ‘turn up when you feel like it’ occupation. And she turned down two postings which included childcare facilities.

Well, knock me down with a feather

Absolutely stunned to hear Sir Alex complaining about the ref and the opposing team after United went out of the Champions League last night, so out of character. Whatever next? The quiet-spoken Arsene Wenger being critical?