Amazing to think that Tiger Woods has been out of the game for five months and he is still the world ‘numero uno’ when everyone else is playing day in, day out.

Tony Blair will make a dramatic return to the centre stage of British politics to boost Labour’s election hopes.

Murray searches for mental flaws

Facebook ‘linked to rise in syphilis’ For a moment I was worried it had something to do with sex. I assume Twitter is safe to use?

Police quiz airport X-ray security worker ‘who used naked body scanner to leer at colleague’

So, Simon Cowell intends to buy a luxury boat for his marriage to Hollywood make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy and, in a deeply romantic gesture, will ignore the nautical superstition regarding renaming boats and call it…..’The Simon Cowell’.

Kim Kardashian stretches back and lets out a huge yawn while basking in the Miami sun on a luxury yacht. This riveting story merited a full page with pictures. Yawn.

A motion to propose a motion to approve the third preliminary draft response to an urgent request by the Spanish Armada for reinforcements is said to be ‘moving forward’ and could be completed ‘by the summer’.

the revelations reveal the stranglehold the union, which is organising the walkout by BA cabin crew, exerts over the Government. Pity they don’t exert a bit more pressure on their grip!

U-turn from Labour as it admits taxes may go up