With no refuelling, it will be difficult to see any overtaking, so after the first lap the positions will be set…Fernando Alonso

Brown claims his ‘sufficiently impatient and strong-willed’ character helped Britain avoid a worse recession Would that be the same impatient and strong-willed character that steered the UK into the recession in the first place?

Mr Bean, like his predecessor, is so used to ‘spinning’ that he no longer knows which way is up.

Cheryl Cole is all smiles on Danish X Factor as £5m bidding war breaks out for her story

Judging by past happenings when Angelina Jolie is on set with male actors or musicians, Mrs Depp should not be at all worried about hubby appearing in a ‘steamy’ scene with the actress…..she should be petrified.

Should the UK taxpayer really have to fund new identities and lives to protect convicted killers, especially if they re-offend?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt treat their brood to Italian ice cream

Ice hockey players certainly don’t take prisoners, do they!

PM jokes about bully claims Jokes about it, but doesn’t deny it,

The words ‘awesome’ (in particular), ‘stunning’ and ‘amazing’ appear to be far too freely used these days.