There had to be a reasonable explanation

Ashley Cole blames marriage breakdown on Cheryl’s mother living with them. Nothing to do with all those other women he’s been sleeping with then……

When will it all stop?

The (UK) Government’s human rights watchdog says schools who force girls to wear skirts may be breaking the law because the policy discriminates against transsexuals. Wouldn’t it be more sensible to judge exceptional cases on merit rather than legislating for a minority and against the majority. Then again, we are talking Harriet Harperson.

Heel Bumpo

Carly Zucker takes her baby bump for a walk as she looks forward to daughter’s arrival next month However, we can all sleep soundly now as we learn that she has recovered from a hitherto unknown reaction: Carly suffered with tiredness and sickness during the first few months of her pregnancy. But she is now feeling much better.

Strange request

Taliban urged to lay down weapons before offensive Launching an offensive without weapons would certainly reduce the casualty figures, but surely they won’t agree to that.

Just a thought

With the likes of Lord Rogue and Lord Expenses already there and proposals to elevate Marie-Antoinette Bliar to the Lords, the time must be right for a total wipeout and the introduction of a different style of second chamber.

Onward and upward

Iran sends mouse into space What next, the keyboard?