Ashley Cole blames marriage breakdown on Cheryl’s mother living with them. Nothing to do with all those other women he’s been sleeping with then……
Lazarus syndrome?
Madeira deaths expected to rise
When will it all stop?
The (UK) Government’s human rights watchdog says schools who force girls to wear skirts may be breaking the law because the policy discriminates against transsexuals. Wouldn’t it be more sensible to judge exceptional cases on merit rather than legislating for a minority and against the majority. Then again, we are talking Harriet Harperson.
Closing down sale?
Haiti judge: Free US missionaries
Heel Bumpo
Carly Zucker takes her baby bump for a walk as she looks forward to daughter’s arrival next month However, we can all sleep soundly now as we learn that she has recovered from a hitherto unknown reaction: Carly suffered with tiredness and sickness during the first few months of her pregnancy. But she is now feeling much better.
They’re all the same
How do you tell if a politician is lying? Their lips move.
Strange request
Taliban urged to lay down weapons before offensive Launching an offensive without weapons would certainly reduce the casualty figures, but surely they won’t agree to that.
Just a thought
With the likes of Lord Rogue and Lord Expenses already there and proposals to elevate Marie-Antoinette Bliar to the Lords, the time must be right for a total wipeout and the introduction of a different style of second chamber.
Sure many would like to try
Could you pull off… Sandra Bullock’s floaty maxi dress
Onward and upward
Iran sends mouse into space What next, the keyboard?