Councils are hitting millions of people with tickets for speeding, parking, litter and even putting out bins on the wrong day.
It will only end in tears
So, Ricky Hatton has decided to come out of semi-retirement.
Did Erin get a new 8 iron for Christmas?
Tiger tops most endangered list
Is this a new twist?
Interesting photo caption in the press. Sex scandal: Club hostess Rachel Uchitel (l) who has denied having an affair with Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren
Brangelina da Vinci
Jolie and Pitt wrap up their kids in New York as temperatures fall to -5C Such innovation, simple yet effective. How no-one else ever thought of dressing for the weather is mystifying.
Sherlock strikes again
‘System’ failed US in bomb plot Wonder how many agencies and experts were involved in coming to THAT brilliant conclusion?
Different rules
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born.
The lengths some will go to for info
Pope gives address after assault Thought everyone knew he lived in the Vatican!
Deal or no deal
The question is being asked: Why did Copenhagen fail to deliver a climate deal? Maybe it should be rephrased: Who expected a climate deal to be delivered? One government can never totally agree on a way forward, so what chance have two hundred?
Only a matter of time
According to a new report: Chimps use cleavers and anvils as tools to chop food The questions arise, ‘who sold them to them’ and ‘when will America invade’?