At least she gave it a go

Wonder if Keira Knightley will be keeping a scrapbook of reviews of her West End stage debut. “all the charisma of a serviceable goldfish” “Since she’s playing a movie star in her 20s, one could say that she is not unduly stretched”. “Her lack of stage experience is sometimes painfully evident” Maybe not.

Fashionable pets

Ms Piglet seems to be the latest micro pig to get herself a celebrity airhead

Tiger, Tiger, fading fast

“Tiger Woods’ wife is to ‘end marriage after Christmas’: Giving up golf may have been too little, too late for Elin” Perhaps giving up the girlfriends would have been a better offer, golf wasn’t exactly the problem!

Mmmm

US President Barack Obama defends the waging of “morally justified” war as he collects the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo.

Are we at all surprised?

45-minute WMD claim ‘may have come from an Iraqi taxi driver’ Probably a more reliable source than any government report.