Wayne Rooney leaves hospital with baby

Nice dress Danielle Bux, shame about the hairy armpits A couple of hairs, indeed, it’s unnatural. The world is obviously coming to an end, better start saying our farewells. What a fascinating job it must be taking pictures of celebrity(?) armpits on the off-chance of catching a glimpse of a hair.

Karzai hailed as ‘legitimate’ Afghan president Always thought the old one was a bit of a ……..

Seeing the headline: The USS New York, a battleship built with steel from the World Trade Centre, has heralded its arrival at the site of the 2001 terrorist attack with a 21-gun salute. I was fully expecting it to be a tragic case of ‘friendly fire’.

The row started shortly after Mr Connolly moved to Somerton with his wife, who does not want to be named, in 2006. Taking a totally wild stab in the dark, would that be Mrs Connolly by any chance?

They say a week is a long time in politics. Looks like Boney Blair now only has the undying support of Gordon Brown and Silvio Berlusconi. The guy is doooooomed.

It seems common sense is beginning to prevail and the ‘Blair for President’ bandwagon now appears to be heading rapidly down the hill to, hopefully, oblivion. Berlusconi remains one of the few Blair supporters, about sums it up really.

Why doesn’t the UK Labour Party just install cameras and microphones in every home and have done with it? It’s the way they are heading anyway.