Katie Price, Fashion Guru. Needed a good belly laugh to round off the week….
Great idea
The Maldives became the first country to hold a Cabinet meeting underwater. Might we suggest that for the UK Cabinet?….. But without the scuba gear…..and maybe in shark infested waters.
What an achievement
Superstar Cheryl Cole managed to sing a whole song ‘live’….. apart from the bits she mimed, of course. Amazing stuff.
And now for the real news of the day
Coleen Rooney wraps up her baby bump against autumn chill.
Obama gets the Nobel Peace Prize????
Looks like Mr Bean must be in with a great chance of the Nobel Prize for Economics after all!!!
Unbelievable
So, the first rats to abandon the sinking ship are set to rule Europe, The Reverend and Cherie Antoinette. OMG.
Surely someone’s having a larf!!
Lord Mandelson warns that Labour will be “underdogs” at the next election but said that they will win thanks to Gordon Brown’s experienced leadership
You it know sense makes
This headline must have been written after lunch! Ugandan accused of police using live ammunition to beak up ‘peaceful’ demo called by unarmed civilians
Above board…or on the board
The Cabinet Minister behind a £12.5billion nuclear power deal with French-owned energy giant EDF is set to take a highly-paid job with the firm. Surely no connection between the two events, pure coincidence like all the rest. How could anyone think otherwise?
Good question
How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?