The mailman cometh

Mailman arrived, but decided not to open the letter. Didn’t want Paris Hilton turning up on the doorstep.

Ups and downs

The Euribor is up and down like a yoyo at the moment, although never by much. Seems to be stabilising a bit. The pound sterling is doing a bit better.

Oops 2

Lord Sleaze, in a TV interview, said: I can assure you the Cabinet are united against him Many a true word…as they say

Oops 1

At the D-Day commemorations in Normandy, a gaffe from Mr Bean as he referred to ‘Obama Beach’ instead of Omaha Beach’.

Now for the important stuff

Stunning Coleen hides her baby bump for a trip to the hair salon Hope she remembers where she hid it! Not due until October, plenty more mileage in this then for the ‘Daily Wag and Cleavage’.

Not the answer

Boycotting polls is not the best way to express dissatisfaction as it merely paves the way for extremist minorities to gain power and influence.

About sums it up

Excellent comment from someone in the papers concerning the MP’s expenses debacle: The decent thing would be to resign – Oh sorry forgot he’s New Labour – Two fingers to the the electorate then!

Defies belief

Headline from the Daily Wag and Cleavage: Coleen Rooney takes her baby bump for a night on the town with husband Wayne How on earth did they think she could leave it at home?

On the up?

The Euribor has been slowly rising for the past few days.