Saw the headline and thought, ‘surely that wouldn’t affect their bonuses. Then read further and saw it was about Tyra Banks (Who?).
Strike that one off the list then
Ah well, that’s the Fat Duck off the itinerary. And I was so looking forward to snail porridge and egg and bacon ice cream.
Unusual tools
Just came across this: How to Remove Meat from a Crab with Brian Leitner. Presume if you don’t have a Brian Leitner to hand then a knife will do just as well.
Favours for friends
It comes as no surprise that a twice-disgraced politician with dubious ethics is involed in a new scandal. Which honour will this latest one lead to?
Return of the Tiger
It must say something when Tiger Woods is out of the game for eight months and still remains ranked number one!
It’s how you read them
Headline on the BBC: ‘Clinton urges stronger Chinese ties.’ Not the first complaint about the quality of Chinese clothing.
There must be a reason
Why is Saturday Night Live always on a Thursday?
The gaffer
Prince Harry has been ordered to attend racism training for a second time. Why? He seems to have got it off pat already!
Honest politicians
“I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama, U.S. President “Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” – Abraham Lincoln.
Bit too far to go
Strawberries may be €2 per kilo in Huelva, but in Nerja they are €5 per kilo!!!