It’s the way you read them

Nice headline: ‘India enters Pakistan airspace’. No mean achievement to get that size of landmass airborne, sure it wasn’t a meteorite?

What goes around

Payback time for OJ. Doubt there will be many expressing sympathy.

Bushed

There are 16 people by the name of George W Bush, all claiming to be the genuine article, who have submitted ‘wish lists’ to Amazon.

Four arrested on suspicion of sexual abuse of youngsters

Four dinner monitors at the Colegio Público Rafael Altamira in El Campello (Alicante) have been detained on suspicion of the sexual abuse of children aged between four and five years. An investigation began a week ago after one of the mothers complained to the police that the monitors had played a ‘game’ with some of the children which had ‘not …

What a thought

On Thanksgiving Day, turkeys are put in the oven for four hours. On Election Day, they’re put in office for four years.

Flood damage repairs to begin before the end of the year

The Rio de la Miel area in the east of the municipality was one of the worst hit by the devastating floods of September 2007, when 200 litres of water per square metre fell in just a couple of hours. Avocado orchards were destroyed as well as the infrastructure in the area, and the MA-6102 was particularly badly damaged. Residents …

Sniffers and snorters

Apparently, sniffing one gram of cocaine destroys four square metres of rainforest. Never knew noses contained so much foliage!

Making it official

It makes all the difference now we know that the Eurozone is ‘officially’ in recession.

Stealing the limelight

Anyone would think this Obama character had actually done something, the amount of adulation and media coverage he’s getting. Almost as much as Amy Winegum or Angelina Jolie.

Dropouts

Overall, one in every three university students in Málaga gives up without completing the course.