The new headmaster of the Las Maravillas school in Maro, Manuel García, is actively looking for more pupils. Classes at the school are small and 70% of the students are non-Spanish, so the teachers are used to dealing with foreign children. The headmaster would be ‘delighted’ to accept new pupils at any time throughout the academic year. Anyone interested can …
Coverless
It is estimated that, in the UK, one in every fifteen drivers does not have insurance, roughly two million motorists. One just has to hope they crash into each other and not into anyone else!
On the up
Last year, Andalucía recycled 170,000 tons of waste deposited in the blue and yellow containers. In total, recycling is up by 11%, which is 3% above the national average.
Lordy, Lordy. Mandy’s at it again.
How many times do people have to be bitten to become shy? Must be a medical first for kidney stones to cause amnesia! Doesn’t that man ever tell the truth?
Makes you wonder
Ever noticed how it’s never ‘Mr Average’ who ever needs to check into a clinic due to ‘sex addiction’, it’s always high-profile ‘stars’ who’ve just been caught cheating!!
Pointless
A total of 24,000 motorists have managed to lose all their licence points. Bit careless.
Whopper
A man in Paderne, Galicia, has found a 40 kilo mushroom on his land! It measures 75cm x 55cm…and is edible!!
Slowly but surely
The UK National DNA Database already contains information and details on 573,639 people who have never been convicted, cautioned or reprimanded for any offence whatsoever.
Clunk-click
Around 18% of drivers in Ronda don’t wear a safety belt when making local trips.
The flies are annoying!
Still no fly spray to be had anywhere in Nerja, so I guess it will have to be the good old-fashioned swatter! The only way to get a peaceful siesta is cover yourself in Autan…