John Mason (no relation to Katie Price*) gathered up his bruised windfall apples and like a good citizen, put them in the wheelie bin reserved for ‘garden waste’ and trundled it out for the environmental waste products operatives. Imagine his surprise when, retrieving the wheelie bin, it was still full and had a ‘contaminated’ sticker on it.
Prescription for disaster
A convicted sex offender with a 30 year history of abusing children is still being prescribed the libido enhancing drug Viagra on the NHS.
An easy mistake to make
It’s obviously a mistake anyone can make. And I did. After spending four hours patiently waiting for the latest test match update to be announced, I suddenly discovered that I had actually been trying to listen to a vodka bottle. Easy, but annoying mistake to make.
Still on the downward slope
Mark Guard, a 44 year old man who has spent the past two years filming on the streets of London, capturing shots of crimes as they happened and details of the lives of the homeless as part of a documentary.
Wisconsin wonder
If you’ve ever managed to get your car stuck in a strange situation, you’ll probably have sympathy for this poor woman. But how she managed it, that is the burning question….Stuck…
And still looking so young!
Interesting item in the Daily Mail today!
Did we invade the wrong country?
You can rely on Fox News…sometimes. Spot the mistake! Or maybe they really believe it, wouldn’t be surprised. Stop the war in Iraq Egypt.
As easy as catching a bus
You can now get a certificate for managing to catch a bus!…AQA Certificate….Things are getting so easy these days. When I think back to all those hours of intensive practical work with those two Lego bricks before I was awarded my Masters Degree in Civil Engineering….
Les Paul dies at the age of 94 years
Les Paul, musician and guitar designer, has died at the White Plains Hospital in New York at the age of 94 years. He died as a result of complications associated with pneumonia.
Big Brother
In the UK, a report has revealed that the police and other official bodies made 504,073 surveillance requests to telephone and email companies. That is the equivalent of tapping the phone and email of one in seventy-eight members of the adult population.