Did they really?

The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star began dating Victoria’s Secret beauty Miranda in 2007 and the couple tied the knot three years later in July 2011, before welcoming their son in January 2011.

What next, underwater darts?

Fifty Shades of Grey publishers snap up Salford mother’s erotic tale set in world of underground boxing

Fake Surprise Take 47: ‘OMG’

Revealed: How Pentagon FAKED repatriation of fallen soldiers for years with phony ceremonies, planes that couldn’t even fly and bodies that had spent months in labs

The blame game

Environment Secretary Owen Paterson was asked if he had “moved the goalposts” by claiming the (badger) cull was a success. The Minister responded: The badgers moved the goalposts.

Long run-up

One could be forgiven for thinking the general election in the UK was next week, not 2015!!