Two in two paragraphs in the Mail Online

Biggs the time traveller He voluntarily returned to the UK in 2011 and spent several years in prison. During this time his health rapidly declined and on August 6, 2009, he was released from prison on compassionate grounds. Was captured in Canada four years later and severed another ten years in jail.

Freedom of the press

The proposed new press regulations hardly seem a threat to freedom, just means they have to obey the same (legal) rules as the rest of us. For a change.

They obviously need to get out more

‘It’s heartbreaking… the children are traumatised by war’: Charles and Camilla ‘shocked’ as they meet refugees from Syria’s civil war in Jordan

It’s only logical Mr Spock

Strikes are a really good, effective and logical way of ensuring that a company in financial difficulties survives and remains in existence.

In absentia is one thing, this is another

Trial of dead Russia lawyer Sergei Magnitsky delayed Why, didn’t he turn up for the hearing? Opens the way for all sorts of interesting trials.

Fontasy Island

Thousands of motorists caught speeding could have their convictions overturned because the wrong font was used on the speed limit signs.

Semaphore? Hasn’t he heard of Twitter?

Cardinal Keith O’Brien, formerly the most senior Roman Catholic cleric in the UK, signalled that he did make homosexual advances towards young men.