‘Urine is pouring through my ceiling’: Labour MP Ben Bradshaw tweets horror at state of Parliament’s crumbling plumbing The place is filled with people very skilled at extracting it.

Union J singer JJ Hamblett is ‘quietly dating X Factor backing dancer’ Via the front page of the Mail Online, so very ‘quiet’.

Chelsea supporters will boo interim boss Rafael Benitez until the end of the season, says a fans’ group.

Serving MP Nadine Dorries was suspended by the Conservatives for taking a month away from Westminster so she could take part (and earn around £40,000) in the reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get me out of here’. She only lasted 12 days, though. Probably didn’t get her kit off quick enough.

Cameron rounds on EU leaders who quaffed £120 bottles of wine over lunch while insisting there was no room to make savings in the Brussels budget After all, they do say, ‘you are what you drink’.

But after dying earlier this year, researchers believe they may be able to resurrect George’s Pinta Island subspecies.

New BBC boss looks to future

Tit pox ‘spread to UK by insects’

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UN peacekeepers watched as rebels marched past their vehicles