And when he eventually kills someone?

A former police officer who drove his Jaguar to court while drunk to answer a string of drink driving charges has been spared jail after a judge said he would not be ‘comfortable’ in prison.

Several things spring to mind

Angela Merkel to visit Greece as cash runs out 1. She won’t find any there. 2. She will be even less popular on THAT day. 3. Is it part of a package tour to see the cash run out?

A rare moan from Fergie

They gave us four minutes [injury time], that’s an insult to the game. It denies you a proper chance to win a football match. Presumably he would like matches to continue in ‘Fergie time’ until United win.

And some say the standard of education has dropped

An analysis carried out by Defra’s fisheries laboratory, the Centre for Environment, Fisheries and Aquaculture Science (Cefas) of around 500,000 fish in England and Wales found 191 million one-year-old cod and just 18 million three-year-olds….Mail Online Sounds more like something a politician would say…Romney perhaps.