Britain has more than enough of its own prats in politics, so pleeeeeeeease don’t send us any more of yours.
Must be that magic sponge again
Interesting to see that Gareth Bale, unavailable for Team GB at the Olympics due to injury, scored the equaliser for Spurs in a pre-season friendly match against L A Galaxy in California.
The inevitable gripes
Agnew: Batsmen let England down So, with South Africa scoring 637 for 2, the bowlers did well did they?
And the austerity starts when?
Ministers furious after being ordered to use public transport rather than chauffeured cars to get to Olympics
But would we notice a difference?
Thousands of immigration staff at airports and ports could walk out next week, causing chaos before the Olympics.
Cutting it fine
Athletes start arriving for Games Only gives them eleven days to get through immigration at Heathrow.
Logical progression. And the correct answer is…
Labour…Liebor…Libor
There’s always a catch
Afghanistan has been designated as America’s latest “major non-Nato ally”, Hillary Clinton announces in Kabul…………….allowing it to buy advanced US weaponry.
Sounds like another reporting ban on the horizon
China vows to stamp out food safety scandals
Makes waterboarding appear quite civilised
Human Rights Watch claim: Detainees (in Syria) are beaten with batons and cables, burned with acid, sexually assaulted, and their fingernails torn out