Heathrow queues: Border Force ‘ready’ for Olympics
Obviously speaking before her return to planet Earth
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told Congress earlier this week that the incident in Colombia appeared to be an isolated case, saying she would be surprised if it represented a broader cultural problem.
Could be fun if he is colour blind
Britney Spears’ fiancé Jason Trawick granted joint legal control of singer’s health, diet and wardrobe
At least they gave a ‘reason’, although only when pressed
Business recruits seven jobless people… but none turned up for work because it RAINED
Blowing them up s a bit drastic, isn’t it?
‘Royal Mail’s postmen are lazy. Bring on TNT!’…..DT
Never could time a tackle
It’s not just trademark shots and passes that Paul Scholes is producing today. He catches Gabriel Agbonlahor with a boot in his knee and his reward is a yellow card.
New ‘Spot the Difference’ game
Beat bobbies to be replaced by ‘plastic police’
Presumably trained in Westminster
German civil servant says he ‘did nothing for 14 years’
Painful
In 1941 he flew to Scotland, his plane crashed but he parachuted into the country, landing near Glasgow, on an apparent…..MailOnline
Already a crowded schedule without new tournaments
GB’s David Cup hopes rest on doubles pair….BBC