Ash cloud from Icelandic volcano to hit Britain tomorrow
Restoring the balance
The balance between the right to privacy and freedom of speech needs to be restored so that we do not have one law for the super rich hump-jockeys of low moral fibre who can’t keep it in their trousers and another law for the rest.
Apocalypse (Not) Now
The ‘Rapture’ failed to arrive at the designated hour and the world lives on, so time to get on with our lives once more and update our Facebook pages accordingly.
The elections get serious in Pizarra
The PSOE in Pizarra has complained that their election posters in urbanisation Olivar have been ripped up or painted over, describing it an an outrage against democracy and accusing the IU of being behind the electoral vandalism. The IU deny the claims and say that their posters have also been vandalised.
Really
Cajun country to be Mississippi flood scarifice…The Independent
Thought such statements were considered racist these days
Blatter says Fifa will be plunged into “a black hole” if rival Mohamed Bin Hammam wins next month’s leadership
That’s a bit below the belt
Republican describes 15 ‘gruesome’ photos of Bin Laden after he’d been shot in his underpants
Diddums
Victoria Beckham was said to be ‘gutted’ to have missed out on the chance to mingle inside the Palace after flying 5,500 miles from Los Angeles for the one-hour service. To add insult to injury, Victoria had to queue outside the Abbey for an hour beforehand and she didn’t even have an allocated seat, so she had to sit at the …
Do politicians have an aversion to the truth?
White House backtracks on how Osama bin Laden died in US raid
Isn’t that necrophilia?
Doctor had seven-year affair with alcoholic surgery boss who drowned in the bath