Senior Las Vegas police officers have been defending the rapid release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after she was arrested on August 27th for suspected cocaine possession. Miss Hilton was in and out of the Clark County Detention Centre in under three hours, roughly half the average time it takes to process crime suspects. Many take a lot, lot …
It’s the wrong hair, Grommit
Celebrity airhead Paris Hilton is being sued for wearing the ‘wrong hair extensions’, allegedly wearing the hair of a rival company instead. The company, who is suing Paris Hilton for $35 million, also states that: Hilton’s party-filled lifestyle goes against its marketing campaign. She has always been a party animal, it is what she does, her claim to fame, sole …
The mailman cometh
Mailman arrived, but decided not to open the letter. Didn’t want Paris Hilton turning up on the doorstep.