Court chooses not to believe defendant

A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was only there to show him where to buy tomatoes. Police officers found the woman sitting inside Muhammad Ikhlaq’s car while he withdrew £20 from a cash machine, which he said was to pay for tomatoes.

Disappointed customer

A man in the UK has been warned for wasting police time after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute’s looks after meeting her. The caller said he wanted to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act, complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed beforehand.

Must have been an E Haw

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media. Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

Killing in El Ejido

An 18 year old Romanian prostitute living in El Ejido has been arrested on suspicion of murder.

Málaga prostitute denounces friends

A Málaga prostitute has denounced two of her workmates after they demanded ‘rent’ from her for working in the Guadalhorce industrial estate.