You just can’t get away from rubbish making the news in the asylum at the moment as jobsworths try and upset every section of the community. It won’t be long before you need a measuring stick, weighing scales, calendar, colour-code chart and chronometer just to put your bin out!

It would seem that the loonies are having a whale of a time at the moment and on all fronts. Litter, and rubbish collection in general, have been high on the agenda in recent weeks, what with people being prosecuted and fined for letting go of helium-filled balloons, dropping sausage roll crumbs and other serious crimes as councils adopt a …